Jonah Falcon
e may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities:
powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on.
But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex.
Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo
(which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and
much varied than the human being - but penis size.
Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis!
Gorilla males, which could be seen as dwarf humans in body size,
have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil.
Other apes do not reach even this size.
In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.
So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world?
A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis'
solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker
"Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970)"
His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid,
13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is
6 in (15 cm) long...
Jonah is not a nameless person:
he is an American actor and talk-show host, which
appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies.
He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.
But the huge penis is not a blessing.
It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe.
He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.
"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye,
they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem.
When I was younger I went out in tight pants and
would sleep with a different person every night,
but I became burned out and disillusioned.
My last relationship ended in 1996.
Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t
think I’m a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.
Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999
HBO's documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed,
in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises.
He also gained additional coverage after Rolling Stone
did a feature story on him in June 2003.
Falcon was reported as claiming in the article that
his father was legendary porn star John Holmes,
but "family members scoff at this suggestion" and Falcon himself retracted it.
He said that he had mentioned a rumor to the writer of the article,
which the writer attributed to fact.
In early 2006, he appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called
'The World's Biggest Penis', and appeared in a Closer magazine shoot
with model Jodie Marsh. His large size also led him to
several appearances on the Howard Stern radio program.
Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches (24.13 cm) flaccid,
13.5 inches (34.29 cm) erect
e may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities:
powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on.
But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex.
Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo
(which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and
much varied than the human being - but penis size.
Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis!
Gorilla males, which could be seen as dwarf humans in body size,
have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil.
Other apes do not reach even this size.
In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.
So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world?
A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis'
solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker
"Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970)"
His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid,
13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is
6 in (15 cm) long...
Jonah is not a nameless person:
he is an American actor and talk-show host, which
appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies.
He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.
But the huge penis is not a blessing.
It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe.
He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.
"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye,
they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem.
When I was younger I went out in tight pants and
would sleep with a different person every night,
but I became burned out and disillusioned.
My last relationship ended in 1996.
Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t
think I’m a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.
Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999
HBO's documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed,
in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises.
He also gained additional coverage after Rolling Stone
did a feature story on him in June 2003.
Falcon was reported as claiming in the article that
his father was legendary porn star John Holmes,
but "family members scoff at this suggestion" and Falcon himself retracted it.
He said that he had mentioned a rumor to the writer of the article,
which the writer attributed to fact.
In early 2006, he appeared in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called
'The World's Biggest Penis', and appeared in a Closer magazine shoot
with model Jodie Marsh. His large size also led him to
several appearances on the Howard Stern radio program.
Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches (24.13 cm) flaccid,
13.5 inches (34.29 cm) erect
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